Neil Hester

All poems © Neil Hester unless otherwritten

Location: North Carolina, United States

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Thinly Veiled Racism

I know that the election has passed (hooray for Obama! though my prediction was a little too conservative), but I see and hear so much crap on Facebook, on MySpace, and at school that I just have to highlight some items. This will be the last blog entry on the election, promise. Anyhow, this election really pulled out a part of peoples' personalities that they normally keep more well-hidden. Anyhow, let's lead into the Facebook statuses. However, because of the format of Facebook statuses, we need a name to assign these statuses to. Let me go to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and type in "Idiot"...

"Idiot, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Froth Moonshine Palin"

Okay, our person is "Froth Moonshine Palin"! Hooray!


Froth Moonshine Palin:

guesses she'll just have to cling to her guns and religion.

is moving out of the country if we can actually let him be president. Come on.

is this world is going to the dumps. thanx for electing the anti-christ america.

is thrilled about commie lite America.

BOO OBAMA, lets all move to mexico.

is mourning for the death of america...

is we are all doomed. I feel a secession by our great state. Plan B: Australia.

is wanting to secede.

is can't believe that really just happened!

is We The People...

cant wait for next year! I've always wanted to be socialist...Karl Marx is my hero!

is this the beginning of the end.

is it's the beginning of the end..

The world is over! Get out of the United Socialist States of America while you still can!

is its official...I am losing faith in the elections...

if there is a God he will make sure McCain wins. OBAMA=Antichrist.

is ...

is moving to CANADA! we're all gonna die.


I think moving to Canada would be pointless if "we're all gonna die" anyhow. Now, regardless of whether or not you're Christian, pretty much all the above comments are from folks who profess the faith. It is very morally and religiously sound to freak out about Obama, apparently.

Here's the kicker, off of MySpace. My personal favorite:


ok honestly people i hate obama with a burning passion, and i think that he's the worst thing for america right now, but we should def pray for our leaders.

plus, on the brightside....

he'll be assasinated.



Let's pray for someone who we hope will be "assasinated"! People are so smart.



Blogger Jessica Schneider said...

I saw one idiot leave a comment saying that Obama was akin to Jim Jones--the cult leader who made everyone drink the Koolaid. The 30 year anniversary of that event is on Tuesday.

We're all gonna die?!?!?! True that it doesn't make much sense to move to Canada if we're gonna die anyway. Why move all my stuff? Not like I'll need it.

I heard that Canada is getting up and walking off the map in protest, so no one is safe. Do you hear this Anthony?!?!?! It isn't safe!!!!!!! We must all be transported to a space station and then await instructions from our Master, who happens to be Obama.

Am I getting anywhere with this? Give me a break. I drove from Dallas to Austin today, so I'm entitled to be a little coo-coo.

6:43 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home